I found the grisly remains of Superman in the tank the other day. Batman decided that Superman would be delicious and ate him. I know that crabs are scavengers but eww! Gross!
Batman is now hiding in the corner of his tank, waiting for me to plop a new tasty roommate into his lair. I think I will give him a nice dish of bernaise sauce to go with the next victim. I imagine his voice to sound like plankton from spongebob square pants, drooling for a crusty crabbie patty
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