My final wishes

Yes just being melodramatic kids..I have had 2 major asthma attacks in 2 weeks that included a lovely trip to the hospital for air. it got me to thinking about my final wishes.

1. Mayor Menino is finally correctly diagnosed with downs syndrome
2. Jeremy Jacobs sells the Bruins to somebody who actually gives a shit about the Stanley Cup
3. I learn to hit the golf ball more than 50 yards
4. I never have to shovel snow..I guess when I am dead that will happen anyways
5. Manscaping is abolished
6. somebody sterilizes Paris Hilton before it is too late
7. one more trip to vegas with a HUGE bag of money

Sista Please!

Please, somebody give this woman a sandwich. She looks like the crypt keeper.

Michael Savage is a giant bag of shit

Michael Savage radio personality, shock jock has made the following declarations about Autism on July 16th:
“Now, you want me to tell you my opinion on autism? … A fraud, a racket.”
Now, the illness du jour is autism. You know what autism is? I’ll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it’s a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out. That’s what autism is.

What do you mean they scream and they’re silent? They don’t have a father around to tell them, “Don’t act like a moron. You’ll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don’t sit there crying and screaming, idiot.”

Autism — everybody has an illness. If I behaved like a fool, my father called me a fool. And he said to me, “Don’t behave like a fool.” The worst thing he said — “Don’t behave like a fool. Don’t be anybody’s dummy. Don’t sound like an idiot. Don’t act like a girl. Don’t cry.” That’s what I was raised with. That’s what you should raise your children with. Stop with the sensitivity training. You’re turning your son into a girl, and you’re turning your nation into a nation of losers and beaten men. That’s why we have the politicians we have.

Michael,
You have every right to spew stupid inflammatory bile, but I also have the right to blog about what an uninformed fucktard you are when it comes to Autsim.

You do not deserve to breathe the same air as my autistic child. People like you help spread misinformation and perpetuate the idea that autism is just a behavioral problem. I would think with all of your college education you would have more sense than to say something so moronic.

I do not think you should be taken of air just because you are a blowhard, full of yourself, jackass. I am enjoying watching all of your sponsor's drop you like a steaming turd though. I think we know who the real loser is.

One out of 133 children are now diagnosed with Autism, they could be your sponsor's kids, your bosses kids, your relatives kids.
Karma is one nasty bitch Michael, I will enjoy watching it swing right back into your blustery piehole.

Unwashed Masses

I have discovered some important things about me and theme parks today:

not using valet parking sucks

the unwashed masses are as gross and impolite as you would suspect

nobody is pleasant in 100 degree weather waiting in a line for 80 minutes

there should be a law passed against wearing a two piece when you are more than 30 pounds overweight

I am fully aware I would never survive boot camp, living in a 3rd world country or any reality show.

if you bring your 7 day old newborn to a theme parks on a 100 degree day you should not have been allowed to procreate

Esse es percipi?

Nah, that's bullshit. People perceive what they want to perceive. They drag in all of their own burdens and prejudices. They also sometimes attach wonderful attributes that are totally undeserved. It can make the fall from the pedestal very hard indeed.

I find that some of the people who tell me they are very good at reading people are the least perceptive of all.Most people are complex, especially the ones that crow about how simple they are.If a girl tells you she is simple, run! She thinks she is simple but she is a giant pain in the ass.

Some work hard at exuding a personae, some people never think about such things.A good friend of mine teases me for being so optimistic all the time about people.When I get upset about common sense not being used he says, "Kelly why the hell do you assume people have common sense?" I have no idea why, but I do believe this. I slap this baggage of my own on to others. I believe that people will rise to the occasion when they are given the hope and the chance. I prefer to be disappointed on occasion and give people the benefit of the doubt.

fighting for her rights in her satin tights

Wonder Woman can change her outfit just by spinning around. I can't tell you how many times I tried to do that when I was a little girl only to get dizzy and fall down,still in my keds and garanimal shorts.Then she can lasso you and force you to tell her how hot she is.

I think one of the reasons I like looking at drawings of old pinup girls is the superhero quality that they have. They capture the over the top voluptuousness and powerful femininity of a superhero. As a girl the costumes and accessories are appealing as well. Batman has a car that matches his Bat Suit. There is a bit of dandy in all of the superheroes. The spoofs on Saturday night live The Ambiguously Gay Duo hits the nail right on the head. They are wearing tights and fab belts and boots aren't they? Nobody can accessorize quite like a gay man.

What are you looking at?

"Nothing!"

I Believe In Robot Love

Too much evil

SALEM, Mass. — A woman has been charged with withholding cancer medication from her 8-year-old autistic son, who prosecutors say likely will die because the cancer has returned

There is too much evil in this world. Why do people like this have children? Stories like this fill me with helplessness and useless anger.

There are so many wonderful things about being a parent, we hear about ad nauseum. I want to tell you about the bad thing. It opens and grows your heart leaving it exposed and vulnerable.You start life out with a weak flutter of emotions revolving all around meeting your own needs and desires.

You feel that core splinter into pieces when you first become a parent. All the self absorption rushes out, and you are flooded with overwhelming new feelings.
When children are abused like this it hurts you in this new raw skin.

Tuesday Observations

smoked for 10 years, quit for 7 years
started again about 2 months ago (wicked smaht kelly)
quit again 4.5 days ago

cranky, aggressive, pugnacious
and trying to potty train a 3 year old with an iron will

how will it all turn out?

did you ever see the movie texas chainsaw massacre?
I'm just sayin.