I have discovered some important things about me and theme parks today:
not using valet parking sucks
the unwashed masses are as gross and impolite as you would suspect
nobody is pleasant in 100 degree weather waiting in a line for 80 minutes
there should be a law passed against wearing a two piece when you are more than 30 pounds overweight
I am fully aware I would never survive boot camp, living in a 3rd world country or any reality show.
if you bring your 7 day old newborn to a theme parks on a 100 degree day you should not have been allowed to procreate
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